Friday, May 28, 2010

Cute Kid Quips

(After some frank talk about human anatomy, where babies come from, and the specific Daddies and Mommies who contributed sperm and eggs to make all the kids in our family)
Andrew: So all people come from a daddy sperm and a mommy egg?
Me: That's right.
Andrew: All the people in the whole world?
Me: Every one.
Andrew: (slyly) What about Jesus?



(After reading a bug-alphabet book)
Me: (snuggling and tickling) Will you be my little brown bug?
Jadon: Yes, my little pink mommy!



(After checking the Internet to determine which are faster: sharks or dolphins, tigers or lions, etc.)
Andrew: Which is faster: a lion or a cheetah?
Me: Oh, I know that. A cheetah is the fastest land animal. Nothing goes faster than a cheetah on land.
Andrew: Except the gingerbread man!

3 comments:

Andrea said...

Hilarious!

Mike and Amy said...

I love them! I can't wait to crack my husband up with them!
In His Love,
Amy

Laura Fenske said...

catch me, catch me, if you can! No one can keep up with the Gingerbread man...kids are so smart!